Malachi’s Mummy

How many hours did you spend on social media last week? I spent 35 hours, five hours a day on average… Jury’s out if this is a colossal waste of time or somehow justifiable – I’m on maternity leave and conversation with a small human whilst cute isn’t enough to…

At 2:24am on Boxing Day, everything changed. Suddenly, I was a mother. Mad ting! You’d think it wouldn’t be such a shock to the system after 39-weeks! Child birth will do that to you 😂. Shortly after, I found myself alone on a busy and surprisingly noisy hospital ward, silently…

We all do it.  “Hey, how are you?” “I’m fine, thanks. How are you?”  “Yea, really well thanks.” …. How many of us have ‘conversation’ on a regular basis? When did I become content with exchanging mere pleasantries and basic polite rituals, not just with strangers and acquaintances but also…

Contrary to what the name suggests, this isn’t a typical mummy blog. I’m only 47 days into the role so I’m hardly an expert. If you’ve been in the mummy game for a while and have some pearls of wisdom from the trenches of motherhood, send them my way!  A…